Succeeding in the cut throat world of blogs

It has come to my attention through completely, ahem, legal means that my blog is not penetrating the blogosphere. True I am not marketing it like a champion, however, still, wouldn't it be nice if people would read what I had to say, even if it was boring and even if the sentences never seemed to end, really, wouldn't that be the coolest, if not downright groovy.

So working toward this goal, I am compiling a few tips to assist you and me in this dog eat dog world of blogging.

Mention famous people like Bill O' Reilly, Rush Limbaugh, Howard Stern, and other media folks. Mentioning liberal political media like Arianna Huffington, Al Franken, Rhandi Rhodes, or Big "Ed" Shultz may not get you as far.

There is a company called "Working Assets" that seems to be plucking the best of the best of the blogging world and offering book contracts to expand on all this infinite wisdom.

In response to one recent book offered bloauthor, John Amato of crooksandliars.com stated, "He stood out because he made astute, accurate comments based on factual arguments". Sheet, is that all it takes? It is a wonder that this blog or the other best blog in the world, Clipstone St. hasn't been picked up yet. Here is my proposal, put JBO ad myself in a room and just hit the Record button - in about 4 hours and a bottle of Armagnac, you will have enough for a book, and radio program, and if the bottle is a magnum, a feature length movie.