Overheard...

So in the coffee shop this morning a guy asked for a bagel an the following conversation took place:

"Do you have any Everything bagels?"
"Sure, we gots everything minus garlic, onions, poppy and sesame seeds"
"That sounds like a plain bagel"
"Then you don't know your bagels"
"Just give me a f'n bagel, toasted with butter"
"Whatever, man"